Devils in pairs!

I am a wife and this is my paranormal story ,
There is an extra-terrestrial object found on the floor of my home floor in all its glory.
Yesterday it was black, today it was red and months ago different shades of blue ,
It may look dull and lame to an untrained set of eyes but a wife knows, Oh yes I knew.

I removed them from couch, I removed them from the floor ,
I removed them from the window pane , I removed them from near the door .
I removed them all until there were none left on the floor
And then i picked many until there were no more.

Whenever the experts were showed the documented proof
They shrugged it away and said they were just a pair of socks.
I have often seen them my husband in possession of them or was it all a spoof
They were either in his feet or all over the house, Oh Bollocks!

I asked him rather nicely once then, I screamed at him for million and one time how
Either they stay on the floor everywhere , or I shall leave you now.
Oh my dear husband may never hurt me so brutal
I am sure all his pairs of socks were possessed by some evil.